A Fish Tale (2000)

Scott McNeil: Seabass

Quotes 

• Joe : [to the crab and Shark]  Useless! The pair of you! You're not fit for sushi! I sentence you to execution!

  The Shark : Uhh... what's that?

  Joe : Shark! Chew up that useless crab and eat yourself when you've finished!

  The Shark : [about to eat the crab]  Yeh... uh... well...

  [turns angrily to Joe] 

  Joe : [realizing his mistake]  Uh... I mean, um, no no, uh, that won't do, ah, my mistake. Nobody has to execute themselves in a civilized society.

  [spotting another fish] 

  Joe : You!

  Seabass : Ah, who? Me?

  Joe : Yes, you! Because of your long and loyal service to me, I hereby appoint you chief executioner.

  Seabass : Ah! Ohh, thank you, sir. Ah, thank you, sir! Thank you, thank you, thank y -

  [Shark devours him] 

  Joe : Uh, on the other fin, we could just call it water under the bridge. A great leader is distinguished by his ability to forgive. Shark, I hereby appoint you offensive commander!

  The Shark : [calls the other fish to order]  Atten-tion! Go and get those three infuriating fish and bring them to me *now*!