A Fish Tale (2000)

Aaron Paul: Chuck

Quotes 

• Fly : [trying to take back the potion from Joe]  I'm convinced your words are true.

  Joe : Who's this?

  Fly : Please let me follow you.

  Joe : What a nice young fish.

  Fly : I'll hold the bottle, too.

  Joe : Oh no, that won't be necessary.

  Fly : I insist, just let me hold it.

  Joe : [crossly]  The bottle stays with me.

  Fly : Just let me have a little sip.

  Chuck : No Fly, no! We're at the bottom of the sea, you'll drown!

  Joe : Hmm... arrest them!

• Bus Driver : [driving a larger fish as a bus and addressing another fish]  That will be two clams and five stones, madam.

  Fly : [gathers a few clams and gives them to the driver]  Here: keep the change.

  Bus Driver : [clears his throat]  Just a second! These are not valid.

  Fly : Not valid?

  Bus Driver : You'll have to get off.

  Fly : W-what? Chuck, give me your glasses.

  [to driver, handing him the lenses of the glasses] 

  Fly : Here, then; have these Transatlantic, Transpacific, worldwide, oceanic-approved deluxe coins.

  Bus Driver : Very well, then. Here are the tickets.

  Fly : Hold on. Uh, these two

  [gesturing to Stella and Sasha] 

  Fly : are less than six years of age. They ride for free.

  Bus Driver : Oh. Yes. Of course,

  [hands Fly back one lens] 

  Bus Driver : here's a refund.

  Fly : [gesturing to Chuck]  And this poor fellow is half-blind.

  Bus Driver : Well...

  Fly : It's not fair that he should pay full price.

  Bus Driver : I-I-I-I suppose that's...

  Fly : And while we're at it, could we sell back the tickets we don't need?

  Bus Driver : Uh, well, um...

  [Fly gives back the unneeded tickets] 

  Bus Driver : Next time, have exact change!

  Chuck : [to Fly]  And what would have happened if it *didn't* work, genius?