- [Babs and Shaun are arguing when Tanya cries out in pain]
- Barbara 'Babs' Woods: She's in labour! Quick, dump the midwife in the car and I'll phone the bag!
- Sam Taylor: Fancy coming to McDonalds?
- Lucy Day: [referring to Trish] I've already seen one red-headed clown.
- Yasmin McHugh Matthews MacKenzie Green: [about Pete and Eileen renewing their vows] I give it six months before he chucks her back in the river.
- Trish Wallace: [to Eileen about a Buck's Fizz song] Do you remember when we used to dance to this and rip off our skirts?
- Pete Callan: Why change the habit of a lifetime?
- Gary Costello: [after hearing Bradley confess to abusing Chloe] She's only 10 years old!
- [punches Bradley]
- Barbara 'Babs' Woods: [trying to talk Tanya into having her wedding reception at the pub following the siege involving Pete, Eileen and Trish the week previous] It'll be fine. A few strategically-placed flowers to cover the bullet-holes...
- Gary Costello: I'll tell you what, Santa. You can take this hat and this job and stick 'em where the Christmas Lights don't shine!
- Claire Toomey: So, you've got a pub now.
- Pete Callan: That's right. What do you think?
- Claire Toomey: Well, it's definitely a come-down from The Lock.
- Catriona 'Cat' Matthews Webb MacKenzie: Don't pretend this is the first time you've had an affair. What about Holly Hart and Gabby Johnson?
- Dave Matthews: I never slept with Gabby Johnson!
- Catriona 'Cat' Matthews Webb MacKenzie: Only because she wouldn't have you.
- Lester 'Les' Boulter: [after a row with Denise over her book club] Well, that's put an end to my "Great Expectations" for tonight!