Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

Conrad Goode: Softball Player

Quotes 

• Hank Evans : Hey, ringworm.

  [Softball Player looks around] 

  Hank Evans : Yeah, I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick up that butt, or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply a-hole?

  Softball Player : Hey, man, take it easy. It's just a cigarette.

  Hank Evans : Oh yeah? Well, this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around, it can leave one hell of a mess.