- Alison Kingsley: I just meant that I'm glad someone could be there for you. And you know I'm always here for you too. I guess we don't know each other that well yet but I hope that'll change.
- Beth Hammersmith: So how long have you and the principal been together?
- Alison Kingsley: What do you mean?
- Beth Hammersmith: I saw him grab your butt.
- Paige: Anyway, Jenny used to be normal, but she started hanging around with Lisa and her friends. Two months later, she kills herself. Slit both of her wrists.
- Alison Kingsley, Paige: Excuse me, I'm trying to eat.
- Paige: They say the cuts were bone-deep.
- Alison Kingsley: Paige!
- Paige: Sorry.
- Alison Kingsley: Yeah, well, you just ruined my lunch.
- Paige: Oh, please! What's to ruin? This food is roadkill anyway.
- Paige: See the girl sitting behind you? That's Lisa Bagley, but everyone calls her Sabrina the teenage bitch.
- Mark Lantch: If you ever need a grade change, you just come see me.
- Beth Hammersmith: You can do that?
- Mark Lantch: No.
- [laughs]
- Mark Lantch: But I can look up your records. I have all of your big bad secrets in my fingertips.
- Beth Hammersmith: [the professor grabs Allison's ass] So, are the professor and Allison going out?
- Paige: You'll have to ask her that. Gosh, sleeping with your history professor is so cliché... But I'd do 'im.
- Lisa Bagley: Who are you?
- Beth Hammersmith: My name's Karen.
- Lisa Bagley: What the hell are you doing in here?
- Beth Hammersmith: I came in here to talk.
- Lisa Bagley: About what?
- Beth Hammersmith: I heard you were friends with the girl who committed suicide. Someone I was close with did too, so I think I can relate.
- Beth Hammersmith: No, you can't. Get out, and if I ever catch you in here again I'm gonna call the cops. Sorry I should have asked before I came in.
- Kim: Yeah, you're damn right!
- Kim: What is your problem?
- Lisa Bagley: Why are you following me?
- Joan: Are you into girls?
- Kim: Yeaa do you wanna date her or something?