Day of the Tentacle (1993 Video Game)
Jane Jacobs: Laverne, Irish Maid
Quotes
-
Laverne : This is all your fault Bernard.
Dr. Fred : Behold, children! The Chron-O-John!
Hoagie : Doc, can't you just send Bernard?
Dr. Fred : No, you must all go to increase the odds that one of you will make it there alive.
Bernard : Has any people even been hurt in this thing?
Dr. Fred : Of course not! This is the first time, I never tried it on people.
-
Laverne : [Inside a whirling time vortex] This must be that Woodstock place Mom and Dad are always talking about!
-
[Bernard, Laverne and Hoagie have been fused together]
Dr. Fred : Well, kiddies, it's been more fun than a jump-suit full of weasels. Now kindly get your freekish hide out of my home!
Bernard : Please, Dr. Fred! You've got to get us out of this mess! We look terrible! And we can't buy clothes of the rack!
Laverne : I'm getting sort of used to it. Maybe we could go on the talkshow circuit.
Bernard : [Long pause] Help us, Dr. Edison. You're our only hope!