- Edith Tree: [to Ted] If you knew your aunt at all. If you knew about all the marvelous things that she did, and how good she was, and funny. And tender. And brave. And smart. If you knew how hard she worked just to find a little peace in this life. If you knew her at all, then you'd know what she wanted. And this wasn't that. Oh my dear, it certainly wasn't that.
- Karen: Ya, and I worked my butt off to get free birth control on this campus. What do you think, I was protecting MY rights to screw frat boys?
- Linda: So am I the woman, and you're the man?
- Amy: No.
- Linda: Then why do you dress like one?
- Amy: This is how I feel comfortable.
- Linda: Do you see yourself as a woman?
- Amy: Don't you think I know what people think of me? This is me. It can't be any other way.
- Linda: Have you ever been...
- Amy: [interrupts] What's bothering you? That if we go to breakfast together, people will know what you are because you're with me?
- Linda: Do you have any idea what you just did? You wanna know why you don't like Amy? It's because you're scared of anyone who's not just like like you.
- Fran: Do you think it's, selfish, wanting to bring a child into this world?
- Kal: What do you mean?
- Fran: I mean, aside from all the craziness and the violence, if it's our child, it's gonna get teased. And it's gonna have to defend us.
- Kal: Maybe, but kids get teased. All kids get teased. That's just a part of childhood, isn't it? And, and hopefully by the time our kid is old enough to know what discrimination is, the world will have changed a bit.
- Fran: If it doesn't?
- Kal: And if it doesn't, is an interesting question because it always has. I mean come on, all I want to do is love you. And just keep loving you, and, love our kid and, just have that kid witness our love and. It's, it's all from love how can that be wrong?
- Amy: [Linda hops onto the back of Amy's motorcycle. Resting her hands lightly on Amy's waist] Hold on tighter. It isn't about sex. It's about not falling off.
- Linda: Listen, I just wanted to apologize for what happened today. I-I mean you-you just showed up at a tense moment.
- Amy: You mean it got tense when I showed up.
- Linda: No-No. I-I...
- Amy: It's not like It's never happened to me before. I just thought if you invited me over, you knew it was me showing up.
- Linda: Hey, could I get a pack of smokes please?
- Georgette (segment "1972"): Cigarette machine is busted.
- Linda: Really? Is the machine busted for everyone else or is it just busted for me?
- Linda: [Bartender snorts in disgust] Hey, me and my friends are gay, you know.
- Amy: What do you want, a medal?
- Kal: I can't give you the baby, okay. So-so we'll never know that the "what that would be like" If-if just by our love, if just by one night of our love, that we accidentally get pregnant. If we had that kind of luck, we could say "oops, look what we just did" out of our love. But we can't do that, so now we have to took at sperm...
- Fran: That's okay. We understand.
- Kal: Yeah, yeah. We do. It's fine. It's fine, right?
- Fran: Right
- Kal: Ya. I-what we're gonna do is a, j-just move on from here 'cause this is something that clearly you've thought about. And it's your decision and this is your response... and... and this is our response, and you shouldn't feel responsible for... responding to the way we're responding.
- Fran: To you.
- Fran: [Looking at files] The carpenter. The carpenter!
- Kal: The carpenter, good. Jesus was a carpenter. I like it. What's the number?
- Fran: 31058
- Kal: [Speaking on the phone] 31058.
- [Waiting for an answer]
- Kal: They're out of Jesus.
- Fran: What do you mean?
- Kal: They sold out. I told you we should of ordered all of it and put it on hold.
- Fran: So have them call up Jesus and, and just ask him for some more.
- Kal: Okay.
- [Speaks on phone]
- Kal: Can, can you call and ask Jesus for more?
- [Waiting for an answer]
- Kal: They, they could try but the batch wouldn't be tested and he hasn't a girlfriend anymore.
- Fran: So what does that mean?
- Kal: Well he could have slept around honey.
- Fran: Oh, okay. Then we don't want to take the chance. No.
- Fran: I can't believe they have sex selected semen.
- Kal: I can't believe you can order semen over the internet.
- Fran: Well, I don't think you can actually order it, but... you can! You can order it and they send it in the mail.
- Kal: Oh, no. No, I'm gonna pick it up. I mean that's the least I can do. Are-are you sure this is legal?
- Linda: [Neighbour is watching] You know, I think it's time that the big, bad, scary lesbians went inside and had sex, if anybody cares.
- [They run inside while the neighbour looks on in shock]
- Karen: So then my mother says to me, the whole point of your collage education is to meet a nice boy.
- Jeanne (segment "1972"): Get the fuck out of here.
- Karen: That's exactly what i said!
- Linda: You said fuck to your mother?
- Karen: No. I just told her, it's hard enough to meet a nice girl.