Maybe Baby (2000)

Rowan Atkinson: Mr. James

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• Mr. James : Mr. Puter here is a medical student. You don't mind if he observes, do you?

  Lucy Bell : [voice-over]  Oh, no there's nothing I like more than a gormless, adolescent youth peering into my splayed vagina!

  [out loud] 

  Lucy Bell : No, not at all.

• Mr. James : [completing a gynecological exam]  Try to relax if you can, Lucy.

  Lucy Bell : [voice-over]  Stick a traffic cone up your arse mate and see if you can relax.

  [out loud] 

  Lucy Bell : I will try.

• Mr. James : You are what is medically known as non-specifically infertile. Or to give it its full scientific description, we do not have a bloody clue.