- Helen Back: [about a prescription Freddy filled] I accidentally gave it to one of my dogs and it died!
- Freddy Pharkas: Those darn kids. Don't they have anything better to do than to hide joybuzzers under the outhouse seat?
- Freddy Pharkas: Careful; you never know when some airborne wino's gonna come flying outta that window.
- Freddy Pharkas: [reads an incorrect prescription through a whiskey glass] Now you can see how Doc Gillespie wrote this prescription.
- [repeated line]
- Freddy Pharkas: Mind the store, Srini, I'm off to uphold justice... and stuff...
- Srini: Okey-the-dokey.