Pay It Forward (2000)
Jay Mohr: Chris Chandler
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Thorsen : I thanked him and there were some very specific orifices in which I was told to shove my thanks. He told me, "Just pay it forward." Three big favors for three other people. That's it.
Chris : So it's like a pass-it-on thing, then. Wait a minute. You and this lowlife are in this chain of do-gooders, some kind of Mother Theresa conga line? That's a little New-Agey for you, isn't it? Sort of Tibetan? What, are you in a cult?
Thorsen : If you mention my name, you'll be selling your kidneys to pay for your lawsuit. Cult.
Chris : Hey, the guy. What was the guy's name?
Thorsen : [as he's walking away] Sorry, I'm late for my mass wedding.
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[Thorsen gives Chris the keys to his car]
Chris : You want me to drive home in your car?
Thorsen : No, I want you to take my car. Had a lot of luck lately. I don't need it.
Chris : You're giving me a brand-new Jaguar, and you don't want anything?
Thorsen : I can prove it. Give me your card.
[Chris gives Thorsen a business card]
Thorsen : I'll be in touch.
Chris : Whoa, what is this? What, you want me to kill your wife or something?
Thorsen : No. Tempting, but no. Call it generosity between two strangers.