Chelsea Walls (2001)
Steve Zahn: Ross
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Quotes
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Ross : You're Bob Dylan? By any chance can I kiss your boot?
Terry Olsen : Fuck off.
Ross : Hey! You're from Minnesota, aren't ya? You must be him! Huh?
Terry Olsen : Seriously dude, fuck off.
Ross : Bob! Bob! Bob! Bob! Hey, listen to this, you're not going to believe this, man. I am down in the lobby, right? Right?
Terry Olsen : Yeah?
Ross : There's this guy, puttin' up a paintin'. So, I'm like, helpin' 'em with the ladder and shit. He tells me, he lives here, in a room just like this one... but he's got it all for free. Yup, all he's gotta do is give a paintin' to the manager. This guy bullshits me about how he's an artist and how the manager understands. And as long as he's, you know, creatin', he can live here.
Terry Olsen : The guy was lyin'.
Ross : Yeah, that's what I thought. But, the manager, standin' fuckin' right there.
Terry Olsen : Well, what'd it look like?
Ross : What?
Terry Olsen : The painting, dumbshit.
Ross : That's the best part. It's ugly as shit. I coulda done it easy. Whole buncha colors thrown all around.