Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
John Toles-Bey: Mr. Pizzacoli
Photos
Quotes
-
Mr. Pizzacoli : [on delivering pizzas] A trained dolphin could do a better job than you two!
Jesse : Yeah, but then the pizzas would get all wet.
-
Zoltan : You gotta activate the...
Space Nerds : Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam!
Jesse : What?
Mr. Pizzacoli : They said The Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam, YOU FOOL!
Chester : Hurry, activate it, dude!
[a small panel on the Transfunctioner reads "Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam"]
Chester : I think that's it, dude.
Jesse : Thank you, Captain Obvious.
-
Mr. Pizzacoli : [knocks on the door] Open up, you 2 slackers!
Jesse and Chester : [quietly] Mr. Pizzacoli!
Mr. Pizzacoli : You guys left work last night with 30 pizzas that didn't get delivered, and I want some answers!
Jesse and Chester : [notice the undelivered pizzas around the house] Uh-oh.
Mr. Pizzacoli : OPEN UP THIS DAMN DOOR!
Chester : It's open!
Jesse : OHHH!
[he hits Chester]
-
Jesse : Look, it's an elephant!
Mr. Pizzacoli : [turning around] What?
Jesse : It was just a mailman.
-
Chester : Look, a unicorn!
[Mr. Pizzacoli looks]
Mr. Pizzacoli : A unicorn?
Chester : Sorry, I guess it was just a regular horse.
-
Mr. Pizzacoli : I know you've been embezzelin' my pizzas, and I will catch you eventually. And when I do, I swear ta God, you will neva deliver pizzas in this town again!
-
Mr. Pizzacoli : Damn! Now those are some big-ass panties.