And Your Mother Too (2001)
Diego Luna: Tenoch Iturbide
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Quotes
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Tenoch : Did she blow you?
Julio Zapata : [looks away] Of course not man!
Tenoch : [angrily] Look me in the eyes asshole! Did she blow you?
Julio Zapata : No.
Tenoch : Did you blow her? You fucking pig!
Julio Zapata : Of course not, c'mon!
Tenoch : Did she come?
Julio Zapata : How could I know? It happened really fast, maybe she didn't.
Tenoch : Did she like it?
Julio Zapata : I don't know.
Tenoch : Did you like it, asshole?
Julio Zapata : No dude! No! I really felt like shit, I mean it!
[beat]
Julio Zapata : I wanted to tell you.
Tenoch : [shouts] Fuck you asshole! You fucked up our friendship, you fucked up my trust, you fucked my girl! You fucked up! Even when I brought from Lake Tahoe your fucking comics and the fucking dress for Ana, that whore!
Julio Zapata : Tenoch, I'm sorry man, it was an accident, really.
Tenoch : An accident?
[angrily]
Tenoch : You poke some girl's eye by accident, asshole! You don't fuck her! You don't fuck her!
Julio Zapata : [shyly] Right... right.
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Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca : I didn't know you want to be a writer. What are you going to write about, "fine boys"?
Tenoch : No, about faggots like you.
Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca : Well, let me tell you that there is a big difference between writing highschool tales and producing actual literature.
Tenoch : When do you begin?
Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca : Have you read my book already?
Tenoch : I read the critics.
Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca : Critics are a bunch of assholes
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Julio Zapata : [walking out of the shower naked] You're full of shit, man.
Tenoch : [laughing] I maybe full of shit... but, you've got one ugly dick. It looks like a deflated balloon.
Julio Zapata : Well, come and blow it up for me, asshole!
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Tenoch : I fucked Ceci a few times
Julio Zapata : No big deal. I poked Ana a bunch of times.
Tenoch : So we're milk brothers!
[Luisa toast]
Luisa : To your girlfriends who are having 10 Italians at a time!
Julio Zapata : And your mother, too! You know?... Honestly, the day she cleaned my aura
[two boys raised their shot glasses]
Tenoch : Luisa! To all mothers!
Julio Zapata : Luisa! To all mothers!
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Tenoch : [after Tenoch discovers that Ana has cheated on him with Julio] How many times did you fuck her?
Julio Zapata : Only once, we were really shitfaced
Tenoch : When did you guys do it?
Julio Zapata : I don't know
Tenoch : When? Tell me when!
Julio Zapata : When you went to Lake Tahoe
Tenoch : Where did you do it?
Julio Zapata : I think it was in a party
Tenoch : What party asshole?
Julio Zapata : I think it was the one with the Fruit Loop
Tenoch : The place where Saba popped her cherry?
Julio Zapata : [laughs] I think so!
Tenoch : [angrily] What are you laughing at asshole? Don't laugh fucker!
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Julio Zapata : Traveling is really cool
Tenoch : Yeah, but with mushrooms! You've never stepped into a single plane
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Diego 'Saba' Madero : [giving Tenoch directions with the aid of a map] So you go this way, and then you take this road, and you...
Tenoch : Saba, screw off, that's a river!
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Tenoch : Me too
Luisa : You too what Tenoch?
Tenoch : Julio! Me too faggot!
Julio Zapata : You too what?
Tenoch : I fucked Ceci, your girlfriend!
Luisa : What?
Julio Zapata : That's not true! When?
Tenoch : After the Plastilina concert
Julio Zapata : Fuck! That's why you took me home first, right? Where!
Tenoch : In my house
Julio Zapata : In your house asshole!
Tenoch : She was wearing the panties with flowers on them!
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Tenoch : Who fucks better between us? The truth!
Luisa : Despite the fiasco, you each have your own charms. Both have to quit whacking off and work up your resistance... Both of you, stop whacking off
[She turns to the waiter]
Luisa : These boys don't know how to go down on a girl. You were slurping like this was a lollipop. You have to be gentle. You have to make the clitoris your best friend... Search and you shall find. The greatest pleasure is giving pleasure.
Tenoch : Hail to the clit!
Julio Zapata : Hail to the clit!
Luisa : Hail to the clit!
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Tenoch : How many times did you fuck her?
Julio Zapata : Once, we were really wasted
Tenoch : When did you do it
Julio Zapata : I don't know
Tenoch : Tell me when!
Julio Zapata : When you went to Lake Tahoe
Tenoch : Where was Cecilia?
Julio Zapata : She was sick
Tenoch : Where did you two did it?
Julio Zapata : I don't know
Tenoch : What do you mean you don't know asshole?
Julio Zapata : I think it was in a party
Tenoch : What party asshole?
Julio Zapata : I think it was at Fruit Loop's place
Tenoch : Where Saba popped her cherry?
Julio Zapata : [laughs] I think so!
Tenoch : [angrily] What are you laughing at fucker? Don't laugh faggot!