Joe Dirt (2001)

Hamilton Camp: Meteor Bert

Quotes 

• Meteor Bert : Well, it ain't a meteor.

  Joe Dirt : Yeah, it is. It came out of the sky.

  Meteor Bert : Well I'm sure it did but it ain't no meteor. It's a big ol' frozen chunk o' shit.

  Joe Dirt : What?

  Meteor Bert : Oh yeah, see them airplanes they dump their toilets 36,000 feet. The stuff freezes and falls to earth. We call 'em Boeing bombs.

  [chomps teeth] 

  Joe Dirt : No, that can't be. That's not what it is.

  Meteor Bert : Oh, afraid so. See that peanut? Dead giveaway.

  Joe Dirt : Uhhh, no, that's a space peanut.

  Meteor Bert : No, afraid not. That just a big ol' frozen chunk of poopy.

  Studio manager : Dude, you were eating off it!