- Grisham: How dare you humiliate me! Me! The greatest dancer in the Milky Way! And you. With all your silly little twitchy goofy chiving big pile of trash! You should've left town for my suggestion, featherchump.
- Scarecrow: I'll be gone soon enough. Polly's buying her freedom in the morning and then we're getting married.
- Grisham: You're going nowhere, pal! Do you know who I am? Take a look! Look at me!
- Max: Listen to me! There's no such thing as a *girl* broom. Except for you, thank heaven, brooms are just brooms. They sweep, they pull down cobwebs, they poke something that may or may not be dead, but not one of them talks and they certainly don't fall in love!
- Scarecrow: She'll never marry you.
- Grisham: Wanna bet? Make me look like Feathertop.
- [He puts on the magic feather on his hat and is transformed into Feathertop]
- Scarecrow: No!
- Grisham: [as Feathertop]
- [laughs evilly]
- Grisham: Polly is mine and just when she thinks her dreams have all come true, I'll take her and her little goobers
- [takes off the magic feather, now back to Grisham]
- Grisham: straight back to the workhouse mill!
- Scarecrow: I won't let you do this!
- Grisham: How selfish are you? It's my big day and not everything is easy. Don't kill me. Don't marry my girl. Live a little.
- Scarecrow: You're crazy to think she won't tell the difference. She'll know it's you. Anyone can smell a rat! You hear me?
- Scarecrow: Polly I
- Polly: You still love me don't you
- Scarecrow: Oh Polly more than you ever know. But we can never be together Polly
- Scarecrow: I have to go away,and I can never come back
- Polly: I don't understand
- Scarecrow: I'm not who you think I am. I don't want what you deserve. I'm sorry Polly,I'll always remember you.
- Polly: Is this why they call you Feathertop
- Scarecrow: Oh you can't touch that or I'll fall to pieces
- Polly: I hope it works,i'm gonna need it
- Scarecrow: You'll do fine. The key is this don't move to the music,let it move you. Because dancing isn't just steps,its a feeling in your heart,and if you can trust it,soon the world will fade away. And all you hear is music and all you feel is love.
- Grisham: [Feathertop has just foiled Grisham's plans] Humiliation! Again!
- [he throws a train set against a wall in rage]
- Grisham: I'm gonna do a bad, BAD THING!
- Wooden: Now, sir, I'm sure Miss Polly...
- Grisham: [furious] Shut-- Polly... will never leave... *alive*!
- Wooden: [horrified] Oh, no...
- Grisham: But how? How? I'm open to ideas, Woody!
- [he sees Woody isn't there and runs outside to see Woody escaping]
- Grisham: WOODY!
- [he sees Woody is driving towards a tall bridge]
- Grisham: That's it! The bridge is the *only road out of town*!
- Cheswick: Haha gentlemen meet the scarecrow
- Magistrate: What's he talking about
- Scarecrow: Hey I'm with you guys
- Polly: And after that we will be out of that rotten place for good and then..oh I guess I'll be saying goodbye. You've been so real to me all those years. Your the only one I can really talk to. I'll never forget what you did for me. I love you Scarecrow.
- Scarecrow: If this is a dream awake me
- Polly: Have I been here before
- Scarecrow: If I gave myself just take me
- Polly: Have I seen you before
- Scarecrow: With my eyes I feel you
- Polly: With every breath reveal you
- Scarecrow: My everything
- Scarecrow, Polly: There is nothing more
- Polly: You are all that I give
- Scarecrow: There is nothing more real
- Scarecrow, Polly: When I'm holding you in my arms
- Scarecrow: What is it I'd say. If I could find a way. To tell her heart deep inside my soul. Somehow thank you doesn't seem still efficent for my queen of hearts. I don't want to say hello,its its followed with goodbye. When she looks at me suddenly I'm free to love.
- Scarecrow: Come one come all. Come on everybody. I've got a little something here,I think you wanna see.
- Miss Bee Bee: Where are you going
- Scarecrow, Miss Bee Bee: Polly might be coming tonight And then I noticed,he was falling in love with Polly. I wanted to talk to her so bad,but she could run into town. So there was only one solution
- Scarecrow: Your going away
- Miss Bee Bee: That's what life is about,helping others will you be careful. That means you too Bristles
- Scarecrow: Im gonna miss you
- Miss Bee Bee: A few years ago you see I was assigned to this village. 5 seconds into the show and my brain's wrapped up, This is Grisham Heights.
- Scarecrow: Maybe I can get a job in town, No you can change the way I look you know a bit of makeup
- Max: What am I Max Factor
- Scarecrow: Ugh I wish I was human
- Miss Bee Bee: Hiya Scarecrow
- Scarecrow: Miss Beebee. Come on Miss Beebee come on come on
- Scarecrow: What Am I Suppose to do with this
- Max: Hit 911
- Miss Bee Bee: If you want eternal youth press one now
- Scarecrow: What
- Miss Bee Bee: If its for free will press 2 now
- Scarecrow: I need to look like a human
- Miss Bee Bee: If you wish was to become human now press 3. Good,now first we need to have a chat. You see you won't really be real. Your only an illusion
- Scarecrow: What do I have to do
- Miss Bee Bee: All you have to do is simply but the feather in your hat now listen
- Miss Bee Bee: Later Now look real life will only be yours when your willing to give your life to another. That's all im gonna tell you. Goodbye Scarecrow and good luck
- Scarecrow: Isn't this great now I can go up to her and say hello Polly I'm master Feathertop. It's ok all I have to do is... yikes alright I'm illusion alright. All i have to do is avoid mirrors. Bristles you make sure that the feather stays in,Max you make sure to keep Cheswick out,and before you know it we'll get Polly's money back. Is it a plan
- Max: Definitely not
- Scarecrow: Are we in this together
- Max: No
- Scarecrow: Good now let's go get some cash.
- Wooden: Count Grisham is hosting a dancing contest tomorrow night and all of you is invited. The winner will receive 52 pieces of silver. There is one rule however. Couples only
- Polly: This is perfect all I have to do is find a partner
- Max: Scarecrow you do not ask Polly to be your partner.
- Polly: You want me to be your partner
- Max: I give up
- Polly: That's hmm there is one thing.
- Max: Scarecrow,scarecrow. Why.did you not listen to me scarecrow Oh scarecrow poor thing,I try and make you nice... .sighs it just comes to this.