My Boss's Daughter (2003)

Andy Richter: Red Taylor

Quotes 

• Red Taylor : Look, the important thing is *somebody* has got to help Tom. You know that nothing that happened here tonight was any of his fault.

  [smirks] 

  Red Taylor : It's funny, the nicest guy in the world is the only one with enough balls to stand up to Dad. All he wanted to do was to spend some time with you. Look what it gets him. Classic Dad. I'm not allowed in the house, you're not allowed out of it. He doesn't care about us. Only that stupid bird.

  Lisa Taylor : Can I tell you something?

  Red Taylor : Sure.

  Lisa Taylor : [shakes her head]  I know this is gonna sound weird, but... ever since I was a little kid... I used to always wish that *I* was that stupid bird.

  [sobs]