- [Princess goes in to kiss Mario but goes completely past him. Booster and Bowser go in to kiss the Princess but end up kissing Mario]
- Bowser: Is that you, Princess?
- Booster: Your face kinda feels like sandpaper!
- [They realize it's Mario]
- Bowser, Booster: WHAT THE?
- Princess Toadstool: Hee hee hee! That's one for the book!
- Mushroom Kid: 1... 2... 3! Hey, Mario! You think if I practiced enough, I could be as good a jumper as you?
- Mario: Yeah right, kid!
- Mushroom Kid: [dissapointed] Thanks a bunch.
- Mallow: [about Krocko] Why didn't you stop him?
- Toad: I'm afraid I left my bazooka at home. Geez! Give me a break!
- Mushroom King: There was an explosion at Bowser's Castle. It was so lout I almost dropped my spores!
- [Princess Toadstool is crying]
- Booster: Oh. My dear. What is this? Water coming from your eyes. Are you leaking, my dear?
- [He licks some of her tears]
- Booster: Tastes salty!
- [Mario attempts to run up to Bowyer wanting to fight him, but Mallow stops him]
- Mallow: Who do you think you are? Bruce Lee?
- Bowser: Mario! No one is authorized to kidnap the princess except me! It just wouldn't be right!
- Snifit: Uh, Sir? I think the groom is supposed to be on the right side.
- Booster: I knew that! I was testing!
- Axem Yellow: Yo, Red!
- Axem Red: What?
- Axem Yellow: I'm hungry!
- Axem Red: Bite your tongue!
- Axem Pink: Yo, Red!
- Axem Red: What?
- Axem Pink: My makeup is running!
- Axem Red: Use a different brand!
- Axem Green: Yo, Red!
- Axem Red: What?
- Axem Green: I've got a headache!
- Axem Red: You're way out of shape!
- Axem Black: Yo, Red!
- Axem Red: What?
- Axem Black: My shades broke!
- Axem Red: Serves you right!
- Gaz: Mom! You'll never believe what I just saw! It was amazing, Mom! I just saw Geno walk into the forest! Neat, huh?
- Gaz's Mother: Yes, dear. That's nice, dear. And isn't Geno the one who broke the lamp the other day?
- Dyna: [after she and Mario came crashing through the roof of her house] We're home!
- Ma'Mole: Gracious! They really did drop in on us!
- Snifit: We're pretty sure Mr. Moustache can't break in here, but that turtle looks pretty mean. He could be trouble!
- Bowser: They have no idea what they're up against! I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can! I'll bust this open in no time!
- Snifit: Booster, sir. I think the bride may be crying.
- Booster: Crying? But that's what people do when they're sad. How disgusting! That stuff must be corrosive! It tastes like the sea!
- Booster: hose tears will make her ruin the cake! Make her stop before Mario breaks in!
- Mallow: [after Mario stumbles upon his wish] Hey! That wish is private! Why are you invading people's wishes!
- Jonathan Jones: Yo, mate. Just because we're buds doesn't give you the right to stand on my head!
- Frogfucius: Grasshopper, do you not think it is rude to stand on my dining room table?
- Geno: Well, we won the battle. Now I hope we don't lose the war. Where are Dyna and the star?
- [Star appears]
- Geno: I guess my question's just been answered.
- Mallow: We'd better get a move on, Mario! I'll make you eat my dust if you don't!
- Yardovich: I am Yardovich, a member of Smithy's gang! Shocked? It's no wonder! My impersonation of an ordinary person was flawless.
- Yardovich: I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes! No wonder I'm so important!
- Croco: [In the original North American version] Oh! You're a persistent bugger! But I'm a 100 miles ahead of ya!
- Croco: [In the virtual console Europe version] Oh! You're a persistent pest! But I'm a 100 miles ahead of ya!