The Division (2001–2004)
Jay Harrington: Theodore Blumenthal
Quotes
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Jinny : Ah, first-timer, huh? Mm.
Theodore : Yeah.
Jinny : Then you must have had the dream by now.
Theodore : Uh, wh-what dream?
Jinny : Oh, you know. The one all new ADAs have. Packed courtroom. Everyone you know is there: parents, siblings, friends, professors. Stand up to address the jury. They all start laughing at you! I mean, we're not talking little girlie giggles, Theodore. We are talking earsplitting, humiliation-inducing derision here.
Theodore : Why?
Jinny : Because your buck naked, my friend! All right, Teddy just exactly how nervous are you?
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Theodore : Yeah. Look, we need to go away someplace quiet, where we can just be ourselves and get to the bottom of things.
Jinny : Why? Look, you know who I am, okay? You know who my family is. Why the hell do you even want to be with me at all?
Theodore : Because I love you. Look, look, we should go away this weekend, okay?
Jinny : This weekend is--
Theodore : Yeah. Why not? We'll go up to Napa. I'm pretty sire I can get us a room. We'll leave Friday morning. We'll come back first thing Monday. Hey I am making you an offer you can't refuse. Huh?
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Jinny : Wow, Theodore, you're a victim and a prosecutor. You're supposed to be howling for this guy's blood.
Theodore : It's not my style
Jinny : Softhearted A.D.A Hold the front page.
Theodore : You know, you're always poking fun at me. Why...why is that?
Jinny : You're such an easy target. That's all Dave., Because it's my style.
Theodore : I think you're trying to impress me.
Jinny : Really?
Theodore : You're attracted to me.
Jinny : I'm the one who keeps turning you down. How impressive is that?
Theodore : I won't give up.
Jinny : Come back later and sign your complaint.
CD : Hey Eddie... Interesting.
Jinny : Uh-uh, not happening.
Angela : He's cute.
Jinny : You go out with him.
CD : What's the problem? Too educated, loves his fellow man no visible tattos.
Jinny : Body art, if tasteful done can be very appealing.
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Theodore : Haven't seen you in a skirt before. You look ....great.......
Jinny : Yeah well, I bet you say that to all the inspectors you meet.
Theodore : No, actually your my first one. So, are your friends at work are the giving you a hard time about this.......you dating an ADA?
Jinny : Not really it's......
Theodore : Me, right?
Jinny : No, just someone... like you.
Theodore : Just cause I have never been in a fistfight or been sent to detention does not mean I am not a force to be reckoned with.
Jinny : Oh... okay, well... You have a sense of humor I give you that.
Theodore : You know, I really wanted to take you someplace special tonight and I thought sailing but my friends boat's in drty dock. Um, I checked into a charte plae to Napa... it's way out of my league. So I settled for good foodnice music...and, um....
Jinny : What?
Theodore : Come on.
Jinny : Oh, no. no, no, no
Theodore : Come here.
Jinny : No one else is dancing.