Poolhall Junkies (2002)
Ernie Reyes Jr.: Tang
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Quotes
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Max : [in the diner] Man that chick has got body karate.
Tang : Hay do you think her tits are real? I hate chicks with fake tits.
Max : Are you kidding me? Fake tits are the greatest invention of the 20th century. Plus they're safe.
Chris : Whoa, whoa, whoa, safer?
Max : Yeah. But do you know that 78% of all chicks that have fake tits involved in boating accidents do not drown.
Chris : Where do you get this shit?
Max : It's common knowledge