Crossing Jordan (2001–2007)

Charlie O'Connell: Calvin

Quotes 

• Cal Hoyt : [on meeting Jordan for the first time]  So, why won't you have sex with my brother?

• Woody : I have moral issues shooting live animals. I don't care if it is wabbit hunting season.

  Cal Hoyt : But you shoot people.

  Woody : I shoot bad people.

  Cal Hoyt : Well, there's bad wabbit.

• Woody : Her name is Jordan.

  Cal Hoyt : That's a boy's name.

  Woody : She's not a boy, though.

  Cal Hoyt : That'd explain a lot.