Ghost Stories (2000–2001)
Chris Patton: Hajime Aoyama
Quotes
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Hajime Aoyama : My BS detector is going "DING"!
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Satsuki Miyanoshita : [after realizing they've traveled back in time] HOLY TIME MACHINE BATMAN! It's 1973!
Hajime Aoyama : Holy pre-Parkinson's Michael J. Fox Christopher Lloyd Back To The Future plot ripoff device! Where's my Delorean?
Satsuki Miyanoshita : Pre-Parkinson's? You are so shockingly hateful.
Hajime Aoyama : I don't feel sorry for him, he was in "Light Of Day".
[Shudders]
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Hajime Aoyama : I'm going to beat your ass!
Leo Kakinoki : You sure are talking about my butt a lot lately.
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Hajime Aoyama : Holy crack addicts, it hit the gym!
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Keiichirou Miyanoshita : [Momoko, posessed by Satsuki's mother, has just collasped and turned back into herself] Wow, she must've been tired.
Satsuki Miyanoshita : Momoko! Is that you?
Momoko Koigakubo : Huh? Where am I?
Satsuki Miyanoshita : Heaven. Get Up.
Hajime Aoyama : Aww quit making fun of the Christian. We've got to save Leo!
Satsuki Miyanoshita : Gotta go! Move it Haji!
[They run off]
Keiichirou Miyanoshita : That was freaky.
Momoko Koigakubo : What?
Keiichirou Miyanoshita : You sounded like mom. I didn't know you did impressions.
Momoko Koigakubo : What are you talking about? Oh my goodness, do I need to get back on my medications? Tell me, are my eyes red?
Keiichirou Miyanoshita : Hmm...
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Satsuki Miyanoshita : Why on earth did we decide to hole up in the old Schoolhouse? Why? WHY?
Hajime Aoyama : 'Cause the mall was closed? I don't know.
Satsuki Miyanoshita : We passed up REI, we passed up Oshman's, we passed Neiman's for Christ's sake! YOU'RE... AN... IDIOT!