Stark Raving Mad (2002)
C. Ernst Harth: Dirk
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Quotes
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Dirk : Nah, I don't think so.
Stacie : Let me in the fucking club, you piece of shit!
Ben McGewen : What's wrong?
Dirk : Fake I.D.
Stacie : No, it's not.
Ben McGewen : Sorry. You can't come in.
Stacie : That's my real I.D. Bite me.
Dirk : [hands Ben her I.D]
Ben McGewen : This doesn't look like just a dye job to me. See, you're a brunette, and this I.D.'s for a natural blonde.
Stacie : Oh, yeah? Does this look brunette to you?
[lifts her mini-skirt to reveal her blonde pubic hair]
Stacie : Huh?
Ben McGewen : Don't be a dick, Dirk. Let her in.
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Ben McGewen : Dirk, the line's all the way down the street. How come we're not staying full?
Dirk : We're getting a lot of fake I.D.'s. It's all like jail bait.
Ben McGewen : So? Let 'em in, man. Let 'em all in.
Dirk : Huh? You're kidding.
Ben McGewen : [waving the kids in] Come on. Okay, let's go.
Dirk : They'll shut us down.
Ben McGewen : [to the kids] There you go.
Dirk : What the hell are you doing?
Ben McGewen : [to the kids] Single file.
Dirk : You no have club no more!
Ben McGewen : [still talking to kids and ignoring Dirk's pleas] Lots of room for ya. Get drunk. Be loud! Be really loud! Okay. All right. There you go.
Dirk : You'll never promote a club again!
Ben McGewen : I don't give a shit right now, man.