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Quotes
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Juni : One necklace to rule them all!
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Gertie Giggles : We tried to activate our micrograpplers, but they didn't deploy!
Juni : Nothing works here.
Gary Giggles : Yeah, we know that now! Thanks for the update, Carrot Top!
Carmen : Juni, come back! They need our help!
Juni : Oh, I'll help them. l want to get him back over here so l can push him back over myself.
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Gary Giggles : You take her down, and I'll take this down. That way we both look good.
Juni : I'm not doing this for looks, Gary.
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[crowd chanting "Carmen" and she peek out behind a curtain]
Carmen : I am NOT going out there!
Machete : Oh YES you are! You're a spy, you're undercover, and you have to make THEM think you're a pop star!
Carmen : I can't sing!
Machete : Who can these days? I can't tell you how many artists have used my Machete Miracle Microphone.
[He puts a microphone on Carmen]
Carmen : [with microphone] I can't sing...
[she heard her voice singing]
Machete : This will make you dance like Britney Lopez.
Juni : Hey, what about me?
[He hands Juni a guitar]
Machete : This will make you play like Angus Van Santana!
Juni : Cool.
Machete : Now get out there and ROCK!
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Gary Giggles : [Gary and Juni are trying to rescue the President's daughter from being stuck on the Juggler] Over here!
Alexandra : [scared and reluctant] Get away from me!
Juni : [reaching his hand to Alexandra] Alexandra, take my hand!
Alexandra : [doesn't want to be rescued by any of them] Back off! I want my father to come up here and get me.
Juni : But he's the President of the United States!
Alexandra : No, he's my father! He was my father before he *ever* became President, and he should still be my father *now*!
[stamping her foot]
Alexandra : I want *him* up here!
President's Secret Service Agent : [to the other Secret Service agent] Sir, we have a situation.
[whispers]
President's Secret Service Agent : She's got the Transmooker.
President's Secret Service Agent : [into walkie-talkie, to Juni and Gary] This is now a Code Red situation! Get her down, now!
Juni : [to Alexandra] The point is, you and your father need to have a talk.
[referring to the ride]
Juni : Up here may not be the best place. Come with me and I promise the two of you will have that talk.
Alexandra : [not believing Juni] How can you promise that?
Juni : [showing Alexandra his Level 2 OSS Badge and Gary looks at it in shock] I'm Level 2. I can order him to talk to you.
[Alexandra looks at Juni and smiles]
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Gary Giggles : Can't let you bust up my dad's machine, Juni. So I guess I'll just have to bust you up!
Juni : We can take 'em! Come on, buddy! We can take 'em! l don't think we can take 'em!
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Juni : [Juni notices the Secret Service agents stepping from left to right in time to the music, and notices Alexandra behind them] Alexandra?
Alexandra : [dancing within the agents] Yes?
Juni : What're you doing in there?
Alexandra : [doing a couple of ballet moves and pirouettes] Dancing.
Juni : [noticing the amount of Secret Service agents] Do you always carry this many Secret Service around?
Alexandra : [still doing pirouettes] My dad's idea. He's gotten a little...
[spinning around in a pirouette]
Alexandra : paranoid.
Juni : [asking Alexandra to dance] Well, would you dance with me?
Alexandra : [still dancing] No.
Juni : [to the Secret Service agents] Alright! Hold on a second, guys!
[shows the Level 2 badge]
Juni : Level 2! Break it up!
[the Secret Service agents split and show Alexandra]
Juni : [to Alexandra] Why not?
Alexandra : [the Secret Service agents look at Alexandra] I only dance... ballet.
[they look back at Juni]
Juni : [looking at Alexandra and realizes something] What an incredible coincidence!
[Juni does a ballet leap]
Juni : So do I!
[Alexandra looks at Juni shocked and they both start dancing ballet]