Primetime Glick (2001–2003)
Martin Short: Jiminy Glick, Miss Gathercole, Various
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Quotes
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[interviewing Mel Brooks]
Jiminy Glick : Now, I have to ask you. What's your beef with the Nazis?
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Janeane Garofalo : [Jiminy is fidgeting and adjusting into odd seating positions] Are you alright?
Jiminy Glick : Yes. It's one of the advantages of only having one ball.
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Jerry Seinfeld : You're a overweight, frustrated, unsuccessful, stammering, stuttering, sweating, you know- completely out of your element, individual.
Jiminy Glick : [unphased] Aren't you kind.
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Bill Maher : [after Jiminy describes his sex life] That's great. I always thought that was a whole front and you were gay, but that's, you know, just what I've heard.
Jiminy Glick : Now why, isn't that interesting coming from a 44-year-old bachelor.
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Jiminy Glick : [to Julia-Louis Dreyfus] And let this always be a reminder to you... you are a special spirit. Thank you very much.
[Julia laughs]
Jiminy Glick : [reconsidering] Oh, I hadn't heard the laugh yet.
[Julia's smile quickly fades]
Jiminy Glick : Oh, well, that can be taken out in editing.