Phil Cool: Self, Derek Jameson, John Major, Ben Elton, Billy Connolly, Burt Lancaster, Cliff Richard, David Frost, Deirdre Barlow, Donald Pleasence, Douglas Hurd, Eamonn Andrews, Emo Philips, Frank Carson, George Melly, Harry Secombe, Henry Fonda, Humphrey Bogart, Ian Paisley, Johnny Cash, Jonathan Ross, Ken Dodd, Kenneth Williams, Michael Caine, Mick Jagger, Neil Kinnock, Norman Wisdom, Pam Ayres, Paul Daniels, Reg Holdsworth, Rik Mayall, Roger Whittaker, Rolf Harris, Roy Hattersley, Sean Connery, Terry Christian, Terry Wogan, The Elephant Man, The Pope