- Mel Cobb: Good luck, Mr. Trachsel.
- Stacy Trachsel: Hey, Cobb... it's Stacy.
- Mel Cobb: Good luck, Stacy.
- Winston Banks: You mean you're not coming to the corporate barbecue?
- Mel Cobb: That's all right. I mean, I - basically my day is done when I finish work here.
- Winston Banks: Hey, this is no vacation, man. This is about business. This is how you schmooze and booze, you know what I mean?
- Mel Cobb: I don't drink.
- [Winston discusses Trachsel with Cobb]
- Winston Banks: I don't know. Him sniffing his hands and mayonnaise just makes my stomach want to rumble.
- Mel Cobb: Well, it certainly wouldn't do much for my appetite, I'll tell you that.
- Mel Cobb: Well, for example, in this week's issue we feature J. Lo on the cover.... Er, no, that's Jacob Lolich, he's the chief inspector for the 59th Street Bridge.