That '80s Show (2002)
Glenn Howerton: Corey Howard
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Quotes
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Corey Howard : What am I supposed to do, huh? Live in a dump and drink out of bug candles the rest of my life? You know what I ought to tell her tomorrow at work? Done. Forget it. It's over. Because if she rejects my family, she rejects me.
Roger : What is this, Godfather III?
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Corey Howard : Heads up! Punk rock rooster at twelve o'clock!
June Tuesday : Did you just make some stupid, middle-class comment about my hair?
Corey Howard : No.
June Tuesday : Oh. Well, what do you ask for? The Blue Lagoon?
Corey Howard : Well, what do you ask for? The Stegosaurus?
June Tuesday : Ow! I'm so not going to the prom with you.
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[Corey and Tuesday argue about coffee or something]
Corey Howard : Whatever Spikey Maggoo!
Margaret : Spikey Maggoo? Where'd you get that one from? Your Dad?
Corey Howard : [remains silent]
Margaret : Oh, my God, you did!
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R.T. Howard : [talking about Patty] So, uh, that was Roger's girlfriend, huh?
Corey Howard : Yeah.
R.T. Howard : Yeah. Yeah, good for him... I think I had her.
Corey Howard : What?
R.T. Howard : Yeah, it was a few years ago on St. Patrick's Day. I was bombed on green beer, and she was as cute as a damn leprechaun.
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Sophia : You know, Corey, if we were still dating, I could get any of your songs played at this club.
Sophia : Oh, yeah, if we were still dating. Except, as I recall, you broke up with me and started dating my sister.
Corey Howard : We're not dating! It's more like harassment!
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Corey Howard : Ugh! What's that smell?
R.T. Howard : That smell is my little entrepreneur.
Katie Howard : I'm making scented candles.
Corey Howard : They smell like death!
Katie Howard : Death? Or pina colada?
Corey Howard : Death!
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[Corey is shaving, Katie walks in]
Katie Howard : I'll take that!
[Katie takes Corey's razor]
Corey Howard : What are you doing?
Katie Howard : I'm throwing it out because it's plastic, and non-biodegradable.
Corey Howard : Well,
[Corey holds up Katie's razor]
Corey Howard : why aren't you throwing out your razor?
Katie Howard : Because I'm an environmentalist.
[Katie takes her razor]
Katie Howard : I'm just not ready to be a *hairy* environmentalist.
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Roger : Have either of you seen Patty?
Corey Howard , Owen : No.
Corey Howard : Have you seen Tuesday?
Owen : What about Katie?
Roger , Corey Howard : No.
Owen : Oh, my God. They've evacuated the women.
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June Tuesday : So, what, you want me to stay at your house with you and your family?
Corey Howard : Well, we don't all sleep in the same room, you know. Come on, it'll be fun. We have doors.
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Katie Howard : Hello! Do you think I could put one of these up?
[Katie holds up a poster]
June Tuesday : Let me guess... A Cindy Lauper look-a-like contest? I think you've got a lock on it!
Katie Howard : Uh, that's so mean! You must be Tuesday! I'm Katie, Corey's sister.
[Corey walks up]
Corey Howard : Oh, Earthday '84... Wow! It's early this year. - Still signing my checks Earthday '83.
[Corey laughs at his own joke]
Corey Howard : [Tuesday sarcastically laughs]
June Tuesday : That was funny... To no one!
Corey Howard : Wait a minute, you thought I was funny this morning when we were making fun of the yuppies.
June Tuesday : That was then... This is now.
[Tuesday exits]
Katie Howard : I think she likes you!