A Mighty Wind (2003)

Jim Piddock: Leonard Crabbe

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• Leonard Crabbe : I'm a model train enthusiast.

  Amber Cole : Oh! That's great!

  [chuckles] 

  Leonard Crabbe : Yes... sort of a whole layout in my basement. Very much a big passion for me, 'tis.

  Amber Cole : Yeah. Thank God for model trains.

  Leonard Crabbe : Oh, absolutely.

  Amber Cole : You know, if they didn't have the model train, they wouldn't have gotten the idea for the big trains.

• Mitch Cohen : [while eating dinner]  What is it you do, Leonard? For work?

  Leonard Crabbe : Oh, for work. I'm in the bladder management industry. I sell catheters. I have my own distribution company, Sure Flo Medical Appliances. You may have heard of it. It's actually named in tribute after my mother, her name was Florence. It's a growth industry, really, because one in three people over 60 either have a flaccid or a spastic bladder, so in a sense, every 13.5 seconds a new incontinent is born, as it were. People like you and I have what they call "leakage problems." They can be running, playing tennis, laughing, sneezing, anything. I mean, the good old constipation, you know. You have impacted fecal mass in your rectum, you find that pushing on your bladder...

  Mickey Crabbe : You know, this might make good dessert talk.

• Leonard Crabbe : [Leonard shows Mitch his model trains]  This whole area here is called Crabbe Town. We've got a brothel down there above the saloon. And right down there further along I'm thinking of building a French Quarter. I've actually got a bit of French blood.

  Mitch Cohen : I would love to see this town in the autumn. I think Crabbeville in autumn would look quite magnificent. I would have made tiny little leaves, oak, poplar, maple, chestnut, and spread them across the town of Crabbeville. Magnificent.

  Leonard Crabbe : It's Crabbe Town, not Crabbeville.

• Mitch Cohen : What do you do, Leonard? For work?

  Leonard Crabbe : Oh work! I'm in the bladder management industry. I sell catheters. I've started my own distribution company, Sure Flo, you might have heard of it.