The Stepford Wives (2004)
Roger Bart: Roger Bannister
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Quotes
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Joanna Eberhard : If you're in Manhattan, what do you do if you find out you're neighbour is sick?
Roger Bannister : Call her...
Bobbi Markowitz : -To see if she is going to die...
Roger Bannister : -So we could rent the apartment.
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Roger Bannister : She's drunk
Bobbie Markowitz : She's blonde.
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Bobbi Markowitz : My psychiatrist says I need creative chaos.
Roger Bannister : My shrink says I need boundaries.
Joanna Eberhart : My doctor says I need enough electricity to jumpstart Vegas.
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Roger Bannister : Oh, I feel like Nancy Drew in the mystery of the mid-life crisis.
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Roger Bannister : [Excited] Jerry... Jerry, its a bakesale! An actual bakesale! It's like some heavenly diorama at the Smithsonian in the Hall of Homemakers.
Roger Bannister : Oh, no. No, stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. That is not cobbler!
Jerry Harmon : Roger... could we - could we reel it in a couple hundred yards?
Roger Bannister : [to the Stepford Wives at bakesale] How do you ladies keep your figures? Is there just a huge vat of cobbler vomit somewhere?... But worth it?
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Joanna Eberhart : How do I look?
Bobbi Markowitz : Can I be perfectly honest?
Joanna Eberhart : Mm-hmmm.
Bobbi Markowitz : You kind of look like Betty Crocker.
Joanna Eberhart : I know.
Roger Bannister : At Betty Ford.
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Claire Wellington : [at the Stepford Bookclub, Claire is discussing a book on Christmas] Now Bobbi. We all realize you're probably feeling a bit uncomfortable with this weeks book because...
[Frowns]
Claire Wellington : what's the word I'm looking for
Additional Stepford Wife : New?
Sarah Sunderson : Scared?
Roger Bannister : Cranky?
Claire Wellington : [remembering] Jewish.
Bobbi Markowitz : [smiling] Same thing.
Claire Wellington : [to all] But the Heritage Hills series is very inclusive. In fact there is a whole chapter,
[to Bobbi]
Claire Wellington : about Chanukah
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Claire Wellington : I'm the only decent person left
Joanna Eberhart : In Stepford?
Claire Wellington : In the world!
Roger Bannister : [gasps] She's fabulous!
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[after he's de-Stepfordized]
Roger Bannister : What am I wearing?
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Joanna Eberhard : But, she had sparks coming out of her ears.
Roger Bannister : That's the first sign.
Joanna Eberhard : Of what?
Roger Bannister : Cheap jewelery.