Ella Enchanted (2004)
Aidan McArdle: Slannen
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Quotes
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[after chaining Ella to a tree]
Slannen the Elf : You are one freaky chick.
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Ella : Now, I need you to go back into the forest and rally all the elves and giants you can find.
Slannen the Elf : You want me to go back in there?
Ella : Yes. You're going to need all the help you can get. Now someone has to get back into the castle, find Benny and then keep Char away from Edgar.
Slannen the Elf : Why? What's going on?
Ella : I already told you, I can't tell you, but... but if you don't, you might be stuck singing "Kum-ba-ya" for the rest of your life!
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Slannen the Elf : Into the forest of certain death goes Slannen.
Ella : Thank you!
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Ella : I've met Prince Charmont, and I think he might be different from his uncle.
Slannen the Elf : Why? Cause he's a hunk?
Ella : No...
Slannen the Elf : What is he, about 6 foot?
Ella : Yeah, about.
Slannen the Elf : Yeah, I hate the guy already.
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Slannen the Elf : [rustling] Oh no... The rustling always comes before the screaming and the running. I *knew* this was gonna happen! They're just gonna find pieces of us scattered across the forest.
Benny : [a rabbit hops out of the bushes] Oh, a bunny. You know, the last known case of a bunny attack was, well, *never*.
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Slannen the Elf : Elves aren't that short you know. That's just a stupid myth created by that "Elves and the Shoemaker" story. Do I look small enough to fit in a shoe? Stinkin' Grimm Brothers!
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Slannen the Elf : You know, I hope you don't mind me saying this, but you're much prettier than I would've expected.
Brumhilda : Oh, I know. Giants are supposed to be big, ugly and mean. It's because of stories like "Jack and the Beanstalk." Stinking Grimm Brothers!
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Ella : Why don't you like music?
Slannen the Elf : Oh that's right, because elves are supposed to be so happy and joyful all the time. Singin' and dancin' for the *man*. I don't want to be an entertainer. I want to be...
Ella : What?
Slannen the Elf : Nothin...
Ella : No, what were you going to say.
Slannen the Elf : Forget it. It's silly.
Ella : Please tell me.
Slannen the Elf : I want to be a lawyer.
Benny : I guess that would be in small claims court.
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NiSSh : You, into the pot.
[Ella walks over to pot]
Slannen the Elf : Forget them!
Ella : [turns around in surprise at ogres] Who are you?
NiSSh : I am the ogre, NiSSh. We just did this. Didn't we just do this? All right. That's enough fun and games. Now keep your mouth shut...
[Ella closes her mouth]
NiSSh : ...and don't move.
[Ella freezes]
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Slannen the Elf : Open up! I am Miss Ella's legal representation.
Dungeon Guard : Her what?
Slannen the Elf : Her lawyer, numbskull! If the gauntlet doesn't fit, you must acquit.
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[while Slannen rambles on, the ogres knock out the dungeon guard and try to eat him]
Slannen the Elf : [turning around] Excuse me, what is going on here?
NiSSh : Well, can we at least have him to go?
Slannen the Elf : Put the nice man down!
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Ella : Oh, I forgot. The elfin restrictions Sir Edgar passed.
Slannen the Elf : No elf can be engaged in any profession other than singing, juggling or...
Ella , Slannen the Elf : ...tomfoolery.