American Wedding (2003)
Eugene Levy: Jim's Dad
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Quotes
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Jim's Dad : [1:27:29] Why do you think, uh, Michelle, they call it "making love"?
Michelle : I don't know. I just call it "boning".
Jim's Dad : Boning? Well, when-when you're doing other things with Jim, when you're not... um... boning, how does he make you feel?
Michelle : Horny, like I wanna bone.
Jim's Dad : But-but, we can't be boning from sunrise to sunset, dear.
Michelle : Oh, you've never tried it?
Jim's Dad : I certainly have. I have. I've boned... from sunrise, uh, right through brunch on more than one occasion.
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[Jim is nervous before his wedding]
Jim : Honesty, now- Honestly, would you have passed up sex with Nadia?
Jim's Dad : Why? Did she say something?
Jim : Hypothetically, Dad.
Jim's Dad : Oh, hypothetically. Well, I mean, you know, Jim, I'm a married man. I'm...
Jim : If-If-If you weren't married.
Jim's Dad : She's a college girl.
Jim : If you were a college guy.
Jim's Dad : In a heartbeat. Oh yeah.
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Jim's Dad : [Jim's father arrives at the restaurant just as Michelle is secretly giving Jim a blow job] Here's the ring, son.
Jim : Ohh.
Jim's Dad : Let me tell you something, this is some ring. Look at the rock on this baby, Mister Big Spender. I hope you didn't blow your wad on this, son.
Jim : Not yet.
Jim's Dad : Your mother and I could not be more thrilled for you, Jim. I mean, we're so happy, and I know you're excited. I can see it in your face. I mean, you look like you're ready to burst.
Jim : Uh, huh.
Jim's Dad : I mean, your cheeks, they're flushed. I wish your mother could be here.
Jim : Not me.
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Jim's Dad : Son, step away from the animal...
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Jim's Dad : "Boning"? Well, when you"re not... "boning", how does Jim make you feel?