Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Will Ferrell: Big Earl
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Quotes
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Big Earl : [Starsky tries to bribe Big Earl] I'll tell you what, I do like your blonde friend here. Let me see your belly button.
Hutch : No. Let's go.
[hangs up the phone]
Starsky : Hold on a second. The guy's obviously a freak. Just show him a little skin. Show him your stomach. Nobody's here.
Big Earl : Are we cool?
Starsky : Yes, we're cool.
Big Earl : [Hutch shows his stomach] Oh, eureka. God, that's nice. It's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. I got one too. I just got a little more brown sugar on mine.
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Big Earl : Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get kinda weird... Two dragons.
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Big Earl : [on the phone with Reese Feldman] What are you wearing? Real quick, be honest.
Reese Feldman : What am I wearing? A silk flowered shirt and a vest. Why?
Big Earl : Oh that's gorgeous.
Reese Feldman : You sick son of a bitch.
Big Earl : Don't hang up. Don't hang up.
[Reese hangs up]
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Big Earl : You are a very convincing dragon.