Phil of the Future (2004–2006)
Craig Anton: Lloyd Diffy
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Quotes
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Keely Teslow : [to Phil] Um, too many people!
Phil Diffy : Uh, Mom, Dad?
Lloyd Diffy : But it's my house!
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Bradley Benjamin Farmer : I think that's more the woman's job. Surely you know how it is, Mr. Diffy?
Lloyd Diffy : [chuckling] And how!
[seeing Barbara's face]
Lloyd Diffy : H-How dare you say that, you insensitive clod! Uh, honey, give him the talk you always give me!
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Phil Diffy : [walks in and sees Sir Issac Newton and Albert Einstein at the table] Phil, I told you not to use holographic geniuses to help you with your homework.
Phil Diffy : They're no help at all, and they're the biggest nerds of all times.
Lloyd Diffy : [looking in the fridge] Hey, who drank all my juice boxes?
[they hide the juice boxes under the table]
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Phil Diffy : [Has turned into a five-year-old because of an accident while babysitting] I'M PHIL OF THE FUTURE!
Lloyd Diffy : Phil, are you, five?
Phil Diffy : ...No.
Lloyd Diffy : Really? Cause you look pretty five.
[Phil shakes his head]
Lloyd Diffy : Tell me if you think this is funny. Knock, knock.
Phil Diffy : Who's there?
Lloyd Diffy : Boo.
Phil Diffy : Boo who?
Lloyd Diffy : Stop cryin and I'll tell ya.
[Phil finds it very amusing, covering his face with his hand]
Lloyd Diffy : That's it, you ARE five!