The Second Coming (2003)

Mark Benton: Johnny Tyler

Quotes 

• Johnny Tyler : When judgement day comes; the Lord our God in heaven will find Stephen Baxter the man, and judge him a sinner.

  [laughs] 

  Johnny Tyler : The Son of God will be sent to reign over hell. He's almost with us now. Just one more push; thanks to you.

  Judith Roach : What have I done?

  Johnny Tyler : Lust.

  Judith Roach : It's more than that. It's better then that.

  Johnny Tyler : Does he love you? Sweet. Do you love him?

  Judith Roach : Yes.

  Johnny Tyler : That's when the devil gets thee in.

• Johnny Tyler : Evil is so lazy. God's got everything- life and love- and we're the opposite. We've got nothing.

• Johnny Tyler : Just the one then gotta go?

  Judith Roach : Who says I'm going?

  Johnny Tyler : They usually do. Nice to see ya, never mind, bye.

• Johnny Tyler : After thirty you just keep piling on.

  Judith Roach : If it's any consolation I'm not exactly Kate Moss.

  Johnny Tyler : Nah, you look gorgeous. Surprised you're using the agency. Can't be short of offers.

  [pause] 

  Johnny Tyler : Divorced.

  Judith Roach : Yeah.

  Johnny Tyler : Must be an idiot.

  Judith Roach : I think he is, yeah.