The Emperor's New Groove (2000 Video Game)

J.P. Manoux: Kuzco

Quotes 

• Kuzco : [after being transformed into a turtle]  I'm a turtle.

• Kuzco : [after falling off the ledge and climbing all the way up]  Phew, that's quite a climb.

  Kronk : Back for more little buddy?

• Yzma : Ah, Kuzco, you're just in time. With this potion I will transform myself into a hideous monster and end your rule forever!

  Kuzco : Are you sure you didn't drink it already, you old bag of bones?

  Yzma : Just watch and behold the power!

  Kuzco : Yeah, yeah, enough of the dramatics. Drink it and let's fight!

  Yzma : Prepare to die, Kuzco.

  Kuzco : Will you please just drink the thing?

  Yzma : Okay, but I'm warning you.

  Kuzco : DRINK!

  Yzma : [turns into cat]  Roar! Uh oh.

  Kuzco : Ha! Oh, no! A scary little cat! Help, help!

  Yzma : Curses! I'll have to get the potion to turn me back into a human. Don't even think about following me, Kuzco!

  Kuzco : Why?

  Yzma : Because if you chased me up this perilous platform section you may stand a chance of getting the last potion!

  Kuzco : Ah, I see. And what if you make it first? Not that you will, as I have perfected my llama skills.

  Yzma : You would be stuck as a llama for the rest of your grass eating life. Hehehehe.

  Kuzco : So it's a final race to the top, I think that's pretty clear. Bring it on.

  Yzma : I will beat you to the top and be my beautiful self once again!

  Kuzco : It ain't ever gonna happen. That last potion's mine. I will be human again in no time, baby.

• Yzma : A bit unlucky, eh, Kuzco? Now I have the potion! Ahahaha!

  Kuzco : Yeah, but only because you cheated!

  Yzma : Ugh! I did not cheat!

  Kuzco : Prove it.

  Yzma : Oh, fine. I am going to put this potion back right here and we will race again.

  Kuzco : She is an idiot!

  Yzma : I heard that!

  Kuzco : Ah, whatever. This time the potion is mine!

• Yzma : Kronk! I need some help here.

  Pacha : Whew. Glad that's over.

  Kuzco : She'll be back. I've seen it in the script.

• Pacha : Hey, Kuzco!

  Kuzco : What are you doing down there?

  Pacha : I've been wandering around for ages. I think I've found something.

  Yzma : Die, Kuzco!

  Kuzco : [Kuzco transforms into a rabbit]  Not again.

  Pacha : Not again.

  Yzma : Curses! Wrong potion! Guards! Activate the pits!

• Yzma : Well, well, well. The ex-emperor has returned to claim his throne.

  Kuzco : Make sure you dust it off on your way out, Yzma. Your reign of terror is over.

  Yzma : I wonder how many of your subjects would follow a llama? Not many, I suspect.

  Kuzco : It's still better than having a woman who is scary beyond all reason sitting on my throne.

  Yzma : Hehehehe. How absurd. Sarcastic comments coming from a llama who believes he's the Emperor.

  Kuzco : Enough talk, Yzma. Let's finish this!

  Yzma : Llamas first!

• Villager Man : Stay away from my statues llama!

  Kuzco : Back off, I'm the Emperor! Open the door or I'll smash your statues to pieces!

  Villager Man : DEMON LLAMA!

  [the Villager man runs away into his hut] 

• Kronk : Hello little turtle, are you here to enter the annual village race?

  Kuzco : Me, race? No sorry, I don't think so.

  Kronk : Good, because if you had beaten me, then you would have won this nifty trophy.

  [Kronk shows Kuzco the Red Idol trophy] 

  Kronk : Hmmm. Kronk's got another RED IDOL. No doubt I'm gonna need it to get out of this ridiculous place. Well, why didn't you say so Kronk! Let's go.

• Kronk : [after Kuzco wins the race as a turtle and dances, while Kronk loses and pounds his fists on the ground, Kronk stands up]  Ahh gee, I didn't do too well... Here, you can have the trophy.

  [Kronk gives Kuzco the Red Idol trophy] 

  Kuzco : Booya!

  Narrator : Checkpoint.

• Yzma : Hahahahaha! Having problems over there?

  Kuzco : Who's the fox?

  Pacha : It's Yzma again and she looks mad!

  Kuzco : She has that down to a fine art.

  Yzma : It's time to do away with the both of you! My potions should take care of you useless slugs!

  Pacha : Uh-oh.

  Kuzco : It's okay. I have demon llama spit.