- Tim Munn: Knock-knock.
- Chris Munn: Who's there?
- Tim Munn: Interrupting Cow.
- Chris Munn: Interrup -...
- Tim Munn: Mooooo!
- Chris Munn: Hey Tim.
- Tim Munn: Yeah?
- Chris Munn: Guess what.
- Tim Munn: What?
- Chris Munn: There's a cow.
- Tim Munn: I know.
- Chris Munn: I wanna milk the hell out of it
- Tim Munn: Got a hole in your foot.
- Chris Munn: I know. It smells.
- Tim Munn: Can I stick my finger in it? In the hole?
- Chris Munn: No.
- [first lines]
- Grandfather: I never dreamed that the life of my grandsons, which began with such love and comfort, would turn to see so much violence and bloodshed. This is their story as it was told to me.