Victor & Hugo: Bunglers in Crime (1991– )

Jimmy Hibbert: Victor, Doctor Augustus P. Crumhorn III

Quotes 

• Wyatt Eartle : I'm the Marshal round here, Wyatt Eartle.

  Hugo : I don't know, why a turtle?

  Wyatt Eartle : Yup. That's m'name.

  Hugo : Hello, Monsieur That!

  Victor : Hugo, his name is not...

  Hugo : Oh, his name is Not!

  Victor : His name is not Not!

  Hugo : Ah, Not-Not. That is a double-barrelled name!

• Hugo : The Duke of Battersea, he is having a lot of doggies, yes?

  Victor : The Duke of Battersea, he is having a lot of doggies, no! That was the Battersea Dogs Home!

• Victor : Now you will be the Panda where there is no Panda.

• Victor : [has his underpants stolen by a dog again] 

• Victor : Ah, we are all in one piece.

  Interpol : Trouble is, we are supposed to be in three separate pieces.

• Victor : Interpol, you are a Ping amongst Carrots, and that is what I said.

• Victor : You fool! You foolish, foolish... fool!