- Glyn Lloyd-Evans: [referring to the bidet] So, what's this then, Maldwyn?
- Maldwyn Pugh: Well, it's em... er... well...
- Glyn Lloyd-Evans: Well?
- Maldwyn Pugh: It's where you... wash your... small things and... stuff!
- Maldwyn Pugh: [Mog starts a mock striptease. Maldwyn claps his hands in excitement] Oooh! Go the whool hog, Mog!