Reno 911! (2003– )
Brian Phelps: Rev. Gigg LeCarp, Reverend Gigg LeCarp
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Quotes
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Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Okay, Officer Garcia. God has asked me to speak to you because you are lost. You are lost.
Deputy Williams : He is evil.
Reverend Gigg LeCarp : We're hearing it even from the choir! You are lost and evil.
Deputy Clementine Johnson : And he's a loser!
Reverend Gigg LeCarp : You are lost, evil, and a loser. Come on, everyone, what are thing that we just don't like about Officer Garcia?
Deputy Trudy Wiegel : He's a Mexican!
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Reverend Gigg LeCarp : [the gang are all in a cell, and Rev LeCarp is yelling at Garcia for beating him 10 years ago] You motherfucker! You cocksucker! You kicked the shit out of me!
[Points to his false teeth]
Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Look at these teeth! Look at it! Aw, fuck you! Fucking rot in hell, cocksucker!
[He goes out of the cell and locks it]
Reverend Gigg LeCarp : What are you gonna do now, Garica, huh?
[Leaves]
Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Payback's a bitch! You kicked the shit out of me!
Lt. Jim Dangle : [Trying to open the door] The door's locked.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel : We're probably in a, in a commercial break.
Deputy Travis Junior : He's flipping us the bird outside right now.
[LeCarp does flip everyone off as he runs away]
Lt. Jim Dangle : When's the new jailer getting here?
Deputy Travis Junior : Tuesday. Three day weekend.
Lt. Jim Dangle : Aw... we had to do this on a Friday.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel : I got even worse news for everyone, I have to take a Number Two.
[Everyone yells in protest]
Deputy Williams : You gonna hold it in like the rest of us!
Lt. Jim Dangle : Number One's only! Number One's only!