Eating Out (I) (2004)
Jim Verraros: Kyle
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Quotes
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Caleb Peterson : What if he tries to grab me?
Kyle : We're not pirates. We just dress like them... and chase bootie. He'll be just as nervous as you, so try not to punch him if he makes a move on you or anything...
Caleb Peterson : You know, I don't think I'd punch him. I think I'd probably just start crying or something.
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Caleb Peterson : Man, now I really wanna be a fag.
Kyle : You and Ricky Martin both.
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[Tiffani stands in the doorway]
Tiffani : I hear you have phone trouble, Miss Thing.
Kyle : That's Mister Miss Thing to you.
Caleb Peterson : Tiffani?
Tiffani : You little hose huffer!
Frank Peterson : Why don't you come join us?
Tiffani : Gomez, Morticia, and little Wednesday.
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Caleb Peterson : Do I look gay?
Kyle : Hmm... Like an insatiable bottom.
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Gwen Anderson : [to Caleb's parents] You know, you guys seem really nice.
Marc : Oh, my God. Gwen, don't.
Gwen Anderson : Caleb, honey, I'm gonna do you a really big favor.
Kyle : Oh, shit.
Gwen Anderson : You'll hate me now but you'll love me later.
Marc : Gwen, please.
Kyle : Shit.
Gwen Anderson : Mr. and Mrs. Peterson, your son is gay.
Jamie Peterson : [punching Caleb's arm] Fag, you're it!
Tiffani : I turned him gay, but I can turn him back.
Jamie Peterson : No fag-backs.
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Kyle : You stole my boyfriend!
Caleb Peterson : He's not your boyfriend.
Kyle : Oh, so now you're gay?
Caleb Peterson : This was your idea.
Kyle : You knew how I felt about him!
Caleb Peterson : We're not doing anything.
Kyle : You're going on a date!
Caleb Peterson : That was HIS idea!
Kyle : I've been stalking him for years; you decided to be gay for one night.
Caleb Peterson : I'm not gay! Why don't you just tell him you like him?
Kyle : That would be as futile as drug testing at the Gay Games.
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Kyle : Guys around here are like day-old donuts. I mean, I eat 'em because they're there, but you don't wanna invest anything in them.
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Kyle : It's for you - Blow-me-o.
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Caleb Peterson : This isn't a kegger, bro. This is, like, serious. Who'd you invite?
Kyle : Like they said to Anne Frank, why don't you answer the door and find out?
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Kyle : Being gay is more than... listening to good music and eating low-fat foods. There are certain things you have to do to convince the general public.
Caleb Peterson : Oh. We could stage a bashing.
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Kyle : Okay, so I know I might just be a rebound or a really shitty consolation prize, or you're just really looking for an ego boost, but, whatever it is, I'll take it.