Eating Out (I) (2004)
Emily Brooke Hands: Gwen Andersen
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Quotes
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[Joey states he might be just a little bit gay, so Gwen tests him]
Gwen Anderson : Can you list any tracks on Madonna's "Like a Prayer" album?
Joey : [going quickly] Um, "Express Yourself," "Cherish," "Oh Father..."
Gwen Anderson : "Vogue?"
Joey : No, honey, "Vogue" was on "Dick Tracy."
Gwen Anderson : It's not a fucking phase! You're a full-fledged homo!
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[after yet another boy she's dating confesses he's gay]
Gwen : I feel like a turnstile to the White Party!
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Gwen : Who needs friends who won't fuck friends?
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Gwen Anderson : You never mentioned Tiffani.
Susan Petersoon : Tiffani was a bitch.
Jamie Peterson : I liked her.
Frank Peterson : She was cute.
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Gwen Anderson : [to Caleb's parents] You know, you guys seem really nice.
Marc : Oh, my God. Gwen, don't.
Gwen Anderson : Caleb, honey, I'm gonna do you a really big favor.
Kyle : Oh, shit.
Gwen Anderson : You'll hate me now but you'll love me later.
Marc : Gwen, please.
Kyle : Shit.
Gwen Anderson : Mr. and Mrs. Peterson, your son is gay.
Jamie Peterson : [punching Caleb's arm] Fag, you're it!
Tiffani : I turned him gay, but I can turn him back.
Jamie Peterson : No fag-backs.
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Gwen : If you've never tricked with a chick, are you sure you pick dick?
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Gwen : Put him on. Let me get the balls rolling.
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Gwen : Joey! Just remember - every time you suck a dick, every time you poke some boy in the brown eye - just remember that you've eaten pussy! You ate pussy and you liked it!
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[as she has sex with Caleb]
Gwen Anderson : Eat it, little gay boy!
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Jamie Peterson : Love you, gay bro.
Frank Peterson : [to all] Come on, I said family hug. We're all family here.
Susan Petersoon : [to all] Well, come on.
Gwen : [caught up in the emotional moment] Oh, what the fuck!
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Gwen : Let's give them some room to breath on each other.