Joey (2004–2006)
Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani
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Quotes
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[Repeated line]
Joey : How you doin'?
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Joey : I was the star of a show! And now I'm the guy who turned down "Nurses." Which is strange, because in real life, I would never turn down a nurse!
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Joey : Hey! I really like that girl! Don't be trying to buy her hair!
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Joey : Michael, you have to seize this moment. The love between two nerds is a rare and fragile thing.
Michael : I want to. I can't go against the rules without a motion being passed.
Joey : So, I'll make a motion.
Michael : You're not a member. There's an approval process.
Joey : Well, I motion you suspend it on account of me being the sole payer of rent for the book club's headquarters.
Michael : I second the motion. The motion is passed
Joey : I motion for a presidential exemption to the no-dating rule.
Michael : I second the motion. The motion is passed.
Joey : I motion that you and me eat that entire ice cream cake right now.
Michael : Motion denied.
Joey : Mr. Chairman, you're out of order!
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Joey : Hey, hey Alex. That guy looks familiar, but I can't place him. Usually when I have that feeling it's someone I slept with, but I don't think it's that
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Joey : [joey is late for the tonight show because he is stuck in a traffic game] Alright, I'm gonna have to run for it. How far away are we?
Michael : Nine miles.
Joey : Okay, nine miles in fourty-five minutes. Can I do that?
Michael : Are you a Kenyan man with a number on your back?
Joey : I don't know what that means. Alright, I'm gonna give it a shot.
[joey starts running, after a second he returns]
Joey : Aggrevated an old injury...
Michael : Football?
Joey : No, no. Threesome.
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Joey : I'm gay for David Cassidy!
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Joey : Welcome to Hollywood Minute. I am name.
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Joey : They canceled my show! People thought it was disgusting. Jeez, you defecate on one corpse...
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Joey : I am not a sex blob!
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Joey : I can't believe it! I've over understudied!
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Joey : Captain Fabuloso's Cave of Hair!
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Joey : I can see the Ollywoo sign!
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Joey's right foot : Oh, I'm so lonely!
Joey's left foot : How you doin'?