- Leela: We don't even have enough dark matter fuel to get out of the solar system!
- Professor Farnsworth: Then I guess you'll have to find some, Leela.
- Leela: Me? But I'm not playable!
- Professor Farnsworth: You are now
- Leela: Woo-hoo! In your face, non-playable characters!
- Adoy: The power generator is over there; you can get to it along this dangerous path laden with quick sand. I know! I know! It was a terrible place to build the generator! I'm sorry! Give me a break here.
- Philip J. Fry: Oh, Professor! Here's the hammer I died getting for you.
- Professor Farnsworth: Er, Wha? Oh, you can keep that piece of junk! I only made you look for it to get you out of my metaphorical hair!
- Skeleton Warrior #1: Something's about to happen - I can feel it in me bones!
- Skeleton Warrior #2: Ha, good one.
- Bender Bending Rodriguez unit 22: Gee, I really care about your lame people and your crummy temple, but we're gonna have to pass.
- [upon being asked for help]
- Scruffy: Scruffy's gonna get a new $300 haircut. This one lost its pazzaz.