Quotes
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Chick Prigusivac : Just be glad that dad's not here to see this, Jesus Christ, embarrassing.
Heck Prigusivac : Dad's not here because he was a cold blooded killer.
Chick Prigusivac : Damn right he was! Best dad we ever had.
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Chick Prigusivac : I'd bust that pretty mouth of yours, if Mama hadn't spent so much on orthodontia.
Heck Prigusivac : I pity your lack of pathos, ethos, and eros.
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Chick Prigusivac : You're a killer, I'm a killer. Hell even your unborn baby's a future killer of America.
Heck Prigusivac : You know what Chick, you have a real Sisyphus complex coming out your butt.
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Chick Prigusivac : So I figured I'd kill you or lose you forever
Dori Dumchovic : That's so romantic.
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Dori Dumchovic : Because I love him... and you. I love both of you.
Chick Prigusivac : No you can't do that Dori.
Dori Dumchovic : Why not?
Chick Prigusivac : Because there's rules against that sort of thing.
Dori Dumchovic : No, I can love as many men as I want.
Chick Prigusivac : See obvious someone needs to teach you between wrong and right.
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Chick Prigusivac : Suck it.
Heck Prigusivac : Digitas Compudit it's real mature, real mature.
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Warden Stankovic : It's time Chick.
Chick Prigusivac : Alright mom I'll call you, yeah, ok.
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Dori Dumchovic : I don't understand why we can't just live together. Why can't I marry both of you.
Chick Prigusivac : Damn it Dori because that's not what descent people do.
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Chick Prigusivac : You're not having Heck's baby.
Dori Dumchovic : Nobody is hurting my baby.
Chick Prigusivac : Look if you don't get rid of it now I'll just have to kill it later.
Dori Dumchovic : This whole family has some fucking issues.
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Chick Prigusivac : "I once had a brother named Heck. Who deserved to be wrung by the neck. He stole my true love, so up his ass I will shove everything but the kitchen sink."
Heck Prigusivac : That doesn't even rhyme.