Kicking & Screaming (2005)
David Herman: Referee
Quotes
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Referee : Where do I know you from?
Phil Weston : I've been your neighbor for the last seven years!
Referee : No, that ain't it.
Phil Weston : That's definitely it!
Referee : I'll figure it out.
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[Referee's hairpiece falls off; Byong Sun picks it up and puts it on]
Byong Sun : Look at me! I'm the Ref! I'm the Ref!
Referee : [chasing him] You little... give it back!
Phil Weston : [grabs it off Byong Sun and gives back] Sorry about that.
Bald Soccer Dad : How much do you think one of those things costs?
Phil Weston : I have no idea.
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Referee : [replacing toupee on head] Very funny - alright, you all had a laugh?
Phil Weston : Sorry about that.
Forest Avery : Hey, how much do you think those things are?
Phil Weston : I have no idea.