- [Bam Margera is standing on a quarterpipe set, watching Russian tanks drive by, transfixed. Tony Hawk, the Skater and Tony are standing behind him]
- Bam Margera: Mmmm, tanks... aw tank-look at these tanks... *Damn*, look at these tanks...
- Tony Hawk: What's up? Aren't you stoked by getting Best New Pro?
- The Skater: Well... it's not a done deal yet. It's pretty close between me and Eric.
- [Eric Sparrow skates up onto the set to join the others]
- Eric Sparrow: Sup, guys?
- [pregnant pause]
- Eric Sparrow: Listen, I've been thinkin', we can't keep this up. Remember how I used to torch action figures with ya? I - I acted like a dork, I'm sorry, I got carried away.
- [Eric extends his hand for a handshake. After much hesitation, the Skater returns the gesture]
- Todd: [in a mocking tone] Aww, I'm touched, really! Hehe, haaa...
- [normal]
- Todd: Now get out there in front of those cameras and earn your keep!
- Bam Margera: It's so good, we can't go skating right now, look at these *tanks*! Damn!...
- [the Skater walks up to a tank. Eric Sparrow and a Russian guard are sitting against it. The guard is passed out; Eric is noticeably drunk and holding a vodka bottle]
- Eric Sparrow: Wassuuuuup?
- [pause]
- Eric Sparrow: Me and Vladimir here are feeling good tonight!
- [pause]
- Eric Sparrow: Heh-he-he-he-hey... your license good in Moscow?
- [he stumbles]
- Eric Sparrow: Ol' Vlad told me it was ok if we take a test spin...
- [Eric takes the keys to the tank from the guard and starts climbing up to the entrance to the tank]
- Male Player: ...you can't be serious.
- [the Skater climbs into the tank, as Eric sits in the driver's seat]
- Eric Sparrow: Oh man, Bam's gonna be so jealous when he finds out about this!
- Male Player: Dude, stop it!
- [Eric starts up the tank, and the two fall back with a jerk. As the Skater tries to stop the tank, Eric climbs back out and stands on the top of the tank]
- Eric Sparrow: Whooooooooooooo! Yeah, c'mon! On to the bridge!
- [He sings a charge theme]
- Eric Sparrow: Do a Smith grind, man, whoo!
- [Eric looks forward, and sees the museum directly ahead. He blanches, drops his vodka bottle, and jumps off, leaving the Skater behind]