Love for Rent (2005)
Angie Cepeda: Sofia
Quotes
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[from trailer]
Sofia : I don't think I can give him up.
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Monica Garcia : So, how long have you been having morning sickness?
Sofia : 2 weeks.
Monica Garcia : Any other symptoms? You horny?
Sofia : No.
Monica Garcia : You're horny!
Sofia : Maybe a little... Oh god. Ok, ok, ok. A lot. Very horny, Monica. Horny all the time. Horny before morning sickness, horny after morning sickness, and horny between. Horny, horny, horny, horny.
Monica Garcia : I've never seen you horny before.
Sofia : I'm supposed to meet that doctor from the ER.
Sofia : I'm thinking of canceling.
Monica Garcia : Why?
Sofia : Because, he'll say a compliment like "Hello, how are you?" and I'm afraid that I'll start humping his leg like a dog.
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Sofia : I'm very disappointed in you Max. First, you break into my apartment. Then, you hit a girl.
Max : Your not mad at me about hitting Kenny?
Sofia : No, that one I can forgive. He's a pervert and he should be stopped. But, I don't want you hitting Charlie. If she tries to kiss you, kiss her back.
Max : No way!
Sofia : Women don't like men who give in too easily. Trust me. She kisses you because she loves a challenge.
Max : Why?
Sofia : Because... because women are like locas. That's why.
Max : I thought she kisses me because she thinks I'm cute.