- The Doctor: In time I hope you'll allow me my eccentricities, Alison. Sometimes they're all I or the world have got.
- The Master: Why did I choose continued existence? Listening to him being right all the time when I had the option of a slow, painful death...
- The Doctor: I only come to this planet for the wine and the total eclipses, and I do love a nice old fashioned invasion.
- The Master: Doctor! You're alive!
- [Alien hisses]
- The Master: I mean - how dare you profane a craft of the glorious Shalka Confederacy with your presence?
- [Surrounded by alien monsters after travelling in the mouth of an alien monster]
- The Doctor: Hello! This is so unexpected! Is there someone more famous further back in the monster?
- The Master: Tell me, my dear. Do you plan to stay long enough to explore?
- Alison: Stay?
- The Master: With us.
- Alison: I don't think I've been invited.
- The Master: He would never invite you. And neither would I, because I am by no means fond of you.
- Alison: So why do you call me 'my dear'?
- The Master: I call everyone that.
- Alison: Who are you, anyway?
- The Master: [ominously] I am the Master, and you will...
- The Doctor: [arriving suddenly] Evening!
- The Master: ...come to like me when you get to know me, my dear Miss Chaney.
- The Doctor: You know, without so many shalka about, you can really see the architecture. You see that spiral on the roof?
- Alison: Oh yeah. Very Gaudi.
- The Doctor: Now there was a man who knew a thing or two about string. Lucky I was there when he ran out.
- The Doctor: Homo sapiens has minutes to live. I have to engage the shalka, and I can't do it without you. So... no pressure.