Tiger Cruise (2004 TV Movie)
Troy Evans: Chuck Horner
Quotes
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Chuck Horner : Is your dad a squid?
Joey : No, sir. My mom.
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Chuck Horner : Guess this is my bed. I'm Chuck Horner.
Joey : Joey.
Chuck Horner : You don't wet the bed, do you, Joey?
Joey : No... unless I have a lot of soda or something.
[takes a sip of his soda]
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Chuck Horner : He was my little brother... he was always gonna be my little brother. At the Pentagon...
[pause]
Chuck Horner : the safest place on Earth. Makes you wonder what it's gonna be like when we get back there.
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Chuck Horner : [after giving a lecture on the Pearl Harbor attack] Nice sketch.
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Chuck Horner : Navy's got it easy. When I was a Marine I had to live two weeks on canned apricots.
Anthony : Apricots give me diarrhea.