Boston Legal (2004–2008)

Leslie Jordan: Bernard Ferrion

Quotes 

• Alan Shore : [listening to the news on TV at the office]  That's Bernie!

  Tara Wilson : Who?

  Alan Shore : The little skillet-welding client from last week, he's whacked another one. He promised me he wouldn't.

  [knocks on Bernard Ferrion's front door repeatedly] 

  Bernard Ferrion : [open's door]  Alan.

  Alan Shore : [walks inside]  What have you done now?

  Bernard Ferrion : There's a awful lot of excitement.

  Alan Shore : I saw, both live and on the news. You've been flaying again with your frying pan, haven't you, Bernard?

  Bernard Ferrion : I never meant for it to happen.

  Alan Shore : I am very disappointed. I gave you a terrific speech last week, Bernie, appealing to the kind inner you. It was wonderful - poignant, even, and how you have completely mooted it by committing murder again.

  Bernard Ferrion : I never meant to kill her!

  Alan Shore : Well, what? You just went over there to make an omelet and things got out of hand?